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  1. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    "She's" not toying with you, because "she" is a "he"... Bubba the truck driver, to be precise. "Siren of the Seaway", my ass! More like "He-man of the Highway". I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if the topic turns out to be Bruce Jenner-ish. (Man?...Woman?...Who Knows?...Who Cares?)

    If any of you dolts had been paying attention, you would have noticed that he quoted ANGELou, ANGELina, and ChlumSKY so there is OBVIOUSLY something relative to SKYward ANGELS in store. The quote from MohSIN Hamid not only reinforces the biblical bent evidenced in the second syllable of his first name, but his last name ("ham ID") is clearly a reference to the fake female persona Bubba has established here. Other quotes were from Watson, Leary and Payne, which should OBVIOUSLY be interpreted as "What son is leery of pain?". So who's the most famous SON who spent his entire life gearing up for a PAINful death for our SINs, and who personally knows a whole buncha ANGELS up in the SKY? Why, it's JESUS CHRIST, of course!

    Now, if any of you was as smart as me, you would have easily realized that the theme for the next CAW will be "Transgender Jesus". So go ahead and start writing!

    You're welcome.
     
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  2. ejls

    ejls Siren of the Seaway

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  3. UncleB71

    UncleB71 Horny Horseman

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    Sweet talk Ejls huh? The idea is very appealing!!! :woot:

    Think I should try that in private? Or just right here in the open?:D
     
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  4. UncleB71

    UncleB71 Horny Horseman

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    DAMN!!! I keep forgetting that part!
     
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  5. ejls

    ejls Siren of the Seaway

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    Yo REd - the newbs didn't know my true identity till ya blew it.

    Speaking of blowing, meet me at the usual turnpike truck stop. *wink wink*

    *not_secure_link*a.abcnews.com/images/US/ht_truck_driver_kab_140701_16x9_992.jpg
     
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  6. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    ... and with this NEW clue (All By Myself), we can now assume that the new theme will be "Transgender Jesus Masturbating". Think I'll sit this one out.
     
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  7. fantasysflirt

    fantasysflirt Flirting with your fantasies

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    o_O
    Interesting reading going on....:)
     
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  8. UncleB71

    UncleB71 Horny Horseman

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    OOOOO Cat fight???:woot: Box of wine to the winner!
     
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  9. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    I'm already there..too bad you're late - there's QUITE a line now, so you'll just have to wait.

    PS - I HATE this fucking song, especially since I AM home alone at the moment.
     
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  10. fantasysflirt

    fantasysflirt Flirting with your fantasies

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    In the open...makes it easier to be stalked ;)
     
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  11. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    If a box of wine is the prize, neither one of us stands a chance against Jayney!:smug:
     
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  12. UncleB71

    UncleB71 Horny Horseman

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    Now I know we don't know each other well, but...AHEM...THIS one???;) Been awhile since I've seen your name on the Authors list!:p





    (I am aware of your busy schedule, but that doesn't mean we wouldn't love to see one!;))
     
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  13. UncleB71

    UncleB71 Horny Horseman

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    You mean THIS Jayney??? :eek:

    *not_secure_link*smilepanic.com/wp-content/uploads/wine_pack6.jpg
     
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  14. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    I'll make ya a deal... you don't harp on my lack of productivity, and I won't point out AGAIN and AGAIN that you just "liked" a comment about "Transgender Jesus Masturbating"! :p
     
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  15. UncleB71

    UncleB71 Horny Horseman

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    You do make me laugh!!!:laugh:
     
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  16. ejls

    ejls Siren of the Seaway

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    Hahahahahahahha - Check Mate!

    She shoots - she scores!

    Nothing but net!

    Touchdown!
     
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  17. UncleB71

    UncleB71 Horny Horseman

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    Well there goes the idea of sweet talking YOU!:eek:

    Oh... OK... I'd still love to!:shy:
     
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  18. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    THAT'S my girl!

    I was SO excited when I thought I had found the perfect present for her...



    wine2.jpg wine3.jpg

    ... but then I realized that it would be useless, as she NEVER leaves any wine in the bottle!

    (or box!)
     
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  19. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    Transgender Jesus Masturbating?

    Hmm. Scrap my ideas.
     
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  20. ejls

    ejls Siren of the Seaway

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    I read that really fast and thought you suggested a strap on.
     
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